Photoshop. Whether you love it or hate it, you can't deny that it has revolutionized the world of photography. However, there is one guy, James Fridman, who likes to have fun with photoshop. He accepts people's photoshop requests and does exactly what they ask for, or at least, he gets it roughly in the ballpark of what they asked for...
[post_page_title]#1 That Ugly Creature[/post_page_title]
Cats are so cute. They're adorable. They're so soft and fluffy, and when they're kittens it's even better. So I don't understand why someone would refer to them as an "ugly creature."
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Yet this woman did. She reached out to James, asking him to remove the kitten in the background claiming that it "spoiled" her picture. James's response couldn't have been any better. It's exactly what she deserved for being so mean and narcissistic over a little innocent kitten.
[post_page_title]#2 Take Her Out[/post_page_title]
Someone from this group of friends wanted this girl removed from the picture for whatever reason. Something tells me that she was either a rando from that night's party, or she is a former friend and things ended dramatically.
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Either way, someone asked James if he could "take her out." In a hilarious twist, the photoshop wizard concocted a picture that shows the two of them out on a date. Very funny.
[post_page_title]#3 Self Esteem Boost[/post_page_title]
This one is actually quite sweet. A girl reached out to him to basically erase her natural beauty and make her look more like a Kardashian.
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James gave her a nice reminder that she is pretty as she is by refusing to alter her photo and telling her that she doesn't need to look like the Kardashians as she's beautiful just being who she is.
[post_page_title]#4 Coming to America[/post_page_title]
Sometimes we would like to be somewhere else, but unfortunately, we just can't make that journey for whatever reason. Photoshop is the next best thing because if you really want to, you can make it look to your social media following that you're out there living your best life.
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When James got a request from Andrei to transport him from a Russian beach to an American one, James went ahead and had a little fun with the location. I mean, Walmart, that's pretty American, right? It's embarrassing as hell though!
[post_page_title]#5 Man Boobs[/post_page_title]
This is another one of my favorites because James gets even with a guy who deserves it. This dude reached out to him, asking James to enhance his girlfriend's chest. As if that wasn't bad enough, the guy refers to her chest as an "ironing board."
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There is nothing wrong with having small breasts. Well, James taught this guy that lesson by enhancing the "ironing board," however that happened to be the guy's own flat chest rather than his girlfriend's small chest. Touché!
[post_page_title]#6 Bushy Brows[/post_page_title]
Ah, it's been a while since we've had a good George W. Bush meme. Can we dial it back to George W. Bush at Trump's inauguration? That was gold.
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Well, the next best thing is this: all three Bushmen on top of a woman's eyebrows because she asked James for more "bushy" brows. Well played James, well played.
[post_page_title]#7 Directionally Challenged[/post_page_title]
You know the saying, "be careful what you wish for." Well, this young man learned that lesson if he hadn't already, because James taught it to him.
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He wanted to be "behind a tank" as he put it. Most likely he meant in front of, just James did as he asked, and taught him a valuable lesson - mostly in the difference between in front of and behind.
[post_page_title]#8 Space Odyssey[/post_page_title]
She got what she asked for, but at a price, as James decided to also add in a Jew as a way of poking fun at her terrible spelling. That is embarrassing enough.
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Now I am thankful that I spent time in class actually paying attention on how to properly spell things. I would hate to have this kind of embarrassment to follow my writing.
[post_page_title]#9 Spell Check[/post_page_title]
Much like the one before, here is another perfect example of why you should invest some time in learning proper spelling and grammar skills. While this woman wanted an angel, she, in fact, got an angle.
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At least she got the wings as she asked. It could be a cool tattoo if you stare at it long enough. Could you imagine if she actually had texted a real tattoo artist rather than James the photoshopper? That would be pretty permanent and embarrassing.
[post_page_title]#10 Responsibilities[/post_page_title]
This guy asked for drama, and that is what he got. And it's actually a very true-to-life picture in terms of nothing will ever be more terrifying or dramatic than responsibilities.
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This young man may hate the photoshop job now, but as he gets older he will see that James was right. It's a cathartic photo actually.
[post_page_title]#11 Bye Felipe[/post_page_title]
Sometimes, you might think you're being specific in what you want, but in actuality, you're not explaining it as well as you think you are. It happens all the time.
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Case and point, this guy thought he was going to get a background of Miami beach and hot women, but because he didn't explain it so well, he just got cut out. But at least it provided us with a laugh or two.
[post_page_title]#12 Baby Face[/post_page_title]
This one is a bit more James just having fun messing around. Instead of removing the facial hair from this man's picture, he just gave him a babyface. But the babyface is like, really babyface as in pure baby.
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In a way it makes sense since most guys when they shave off a beard or mustache they get an immediate babyface. Don't think the wife is too happy with the outcome though.
[post_page_title]#13 Daddy Issues[/post_page_title]
This woman wanted James to make her father look the other way because if not it was awkward. But honestly, I don't know why she just didn't ask him to be removed from the picture full stop.
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And James, in typical jokester form, ended up giving her what she wanted just not in the way that she would have wanted. So now, she has a vacation memory of her dad with a twisted head like in The Exorcist.
[post_page_title]#14 Violet Beauregarde[/post_page_title]
This woman wanted a bigger butt in order to look more like a part of the Kardashian clan. What she ended up getting was a picture that looked more like Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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She even had the purplish outfit to match. So instead of a Kardashian booty, she was made to look more like a blueberry...and we can't stop laughing. Wonder if she's going to go meet Willy Wonka now?
[post_page_title]#15 Trump Style[/post_page_title]
Oh, this one is too funny. This man from India asked to be made to look like an American celebrity...and he used the fatal words "blond hair." Cue James having loads of fun with this look.
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Poor Arijit now looks like the love child of Donald Trump and one of those "bad hombres" that he constantly talks about in his xenophobic rants. That's all I'm going to say on that topic.
[post_page_title]#16 Legs for Days[/post_page_title]
This woman thought her legs looked short in the picture. To the rest of us, I'm sure her legs look fine. She probably now thinks so too since James took the liberty to stretch her out like Gumby in her picture.
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We doubt she'll be asking for any more photoshopped appendages any time soon. And again, we can't stop laughing. This is just one great fail.
[post_page_title]#17 No Pranks[/post_page_title]
This woman actually explicitly says in her request not to pull any pranks. But there is always a loophole.
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She made the mistake of asking for "the real Kylie look." Clearly, she's not that big of a Kardashian fan as she thinks, or else she'd know that the "real" Kylie look is something from before all the plastic surgery...and it's got some very thin lips.
[post_page_title]#18 No Bums[/post_page_title]
A rather odd request, but James delivered. He cut her bum out as requested. Now, I do have a follow-up question.
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Does anyone know if this woman got the other half (no pun intended) of her request with the bum picture enclosed by a nice border? Can someone follow up on this for me because I really need to know?
[post_page_title]#19 Abs[/post_page_title]
Everyone likes to look more fit than they actually are in pictures. But sometimes, it's just not possible to achieve this with clothes in the way. I mean, where are the abs supposed to go?
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This kid asked for abs. He's wearing a shirt. Already, not the brightest request but James still delivered. And he gave him abs - sort of. They're more like Hawaiian rolls. But hey, women love Hawaiian rolls so he should be happy?
[post_page_title]#20 Tuition Fees[/post_page_title]
Another odd request to say the least. Most people want to look happy in their pictures, not sad. Yet this young gentleman decided that he had to look sad in his picture.
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When he reached out to James, the photoshop master had a very logical point that he got across - no one can be sad for no reason. And he was also nice enough to include a reason: tuition fees. Yeah, those will make you cry every time. I still sometimes cry over tuition fees and I've been out of school for nearly two years now. Don't think I'll ever recover from the PTSD that my education gave me.
[post_page_title]#21 There You Go, Buddy[/post_page_title]
Not a whole lot to say on this one. Mostly, because I can't stop laughing. I don't know why I find it so funny, but I do. I seriously just burst out laughing when I looked at this.
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Maybe because the guy asked to be placed somewhere sexy like a pool, and instead got a very tiny pool in his bathtub. James's response of "there you go buddy" just made it that much funnier.
