I know Kevin Federline looks like a dirtbag, but actually, deep down, he's an even bigger dirtbag. In 2004, he was engaged to Moeshe actress Shar Jackson, who was pregnant with his child. But he ditched her in favor of Britney Spears, and knocked her up with a year. Pretty awful stuff, although nothing is awful as K-Fed's rap album. Shar went onto create a cosmetics line, and named her first lip gloss "He Cheated," which is pretty funny.
5. Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries, Kanye West
Before Kimye, there was Krism. Or Krim? Maybe they didn't have a portmanteau. Anyway, Kim Kardashian used to date Brooklyn Nets basketball player Kris Humphries. Rumor had it Yeezy was interested in her while they were still a couple. He seemed to confirm this in the 2012 song "Teraflu," with these hilarious bars: "I’ll admit, I had fell in love with Kim / around the time she had fell in love with him / Well that’s cool, baby girl, do your thing / Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team." (Jay-Z owned part of the Brooklyn Nets at the time.)
6. Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom, Justin Bieber
At the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Justin Bieber flirted with Orlando Bloom's wife, Miranda Kerr. Orlando was not happy about it, so when he Justin at a restaurant, things got awkward fast. We don't know exactly what they said to each other, but we do know Orlando punched Justin in the face. And you didn't think Legolas could get any cooler.
7. Bella Hadid, The Weeknd, Selena Gomez
You're probably familiar with this one. Bella Hadid and The Weekend dated for a year a half, before breaking up in November 2016. Soon afterward, The Weeknd was spotted making out with Selena Gomez. Bella obviously wasn't happy about it, because she did the most savage thing you can think of: unfollow her former friend Selena on Instagram (the horror, the horror). But the drama didn't last long. Selena and The Weeknd broke up. Selena got back together with her ex-Justin Bieber. And then Bella declared peace with one Instagram like. The war's over!
8. Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, two girls in a hot tub
Forget triangles. This one's a pentagon. And we're going all way back to the year 2011: According to Us Weekly, Ashton Kutcher cheated on his wife, Demi Moore, with two women in a hot tub at the San Diego Hard Rock Hotel. There's no word on who the women were, but actor Scott Eastwood said he was dating one of them at the time. Good thing he didn't cal his dad, Clint Eastwood, to go all Gran Turismo on Ashton. (He and Demi separated a couple years after this incident. They had been married eight years.)
9. Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie
This is probably the famous love triangle: Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Brad and Jennifer were married for five years, but it all fell apart after he met Angelina on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Reportedly he had an affair with her, while they were shooting the sexy assassin movie. The couple got divorced shortly afterward, and "Brangenlina" was born. However, last year "Brangelina" died, as they got divorced as well. Now 54-year-old Brad has been spotted dating Ella Purnell, the 21-year-old actress who played Angelina Jolie's character as a teenager in Maleficent. (He certainly has a type.) No word on if Jennifer and Angelina get along these days, but they had to see each other at the Golden Globe Awards, and Dakota Johnson had the perfect reaction.
Hopefully you don't end up on the wrong side of love triangle - but many more celebrities do! You know, Socrates once said, "Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people." But a lot of good his 'strong mind' did. He was thrown in jail, found guilty of heresy, and condemned to die by drinking poison from his own hand. I'd much rather be alive, talking about celebrities. Wouldn't you?
