As the great Uncle Ben once said, "With great power comes great responsibility," and, arguably, there is no greater power in this modern age than that of a
smartphone. With just one tiny device, you can search the internet, contact people on the other side of the world, slack off work by playing games, read excellent articles like this one, stalk your friends on
social media, stalk your enemies on social media, schedule your life, listen to music, make music - the list goes on.
Oh, and did I mention it takes pictures, too?
Not only can it take
pictures, though, it can send them as well. Which is great if you want to share something with your friends or family... but not so great if you send something you didn't mean to.
Maison Vallance, a 22-year-old from Tennessee, recently made the mistake of sending a rather sensitive picture to his mother after innocently trying to share a picture of his girlfriend, Meghan.
The couple haven't been together very long, but, according to Maison, Meghan and his mother "get along well". The young man also has a pretty tight relationship with his mom, so he likes to keep her updated on his life and how Meghan is doing, too.
So, one day, he sends this picture to his dear old Ma:
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At first glance, there doesn't appear to be anything wrong. There are no nude bits showing, no incriminating evidence that suggest any illegal activity, and, ultimately, no reason for Maison's mom to get too upset. I mean, I've probably sent worse pictures to my mom showing my messy room before.
But wait a second... what's that on the headboard?
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Yeah, the ropes. Turns out Maison and Meghan aren't the most vanilla folks going. And, not only does the internet now know that, but his mom does, too.
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But, if you're going to share something like this anywhere, Twitter seems to be the place, as a ton of other people made their way into Maison's responses to let him know about their own sexy mishaps.
This person's mom was blissfully ignorant:
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And this person obviously has experience with providing excuses for suspicious-looking items:
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Thankfully, however, despite all the panic, it seems like Maison might be off the hook, as the full image didn't expand when he sent it to his unwitting mother.
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Nevertheless, Maison's heart-in-mouth moment should remind us all to double check the kinds of things we send to others and post on the internet - especially if they might have potentially kinky evidence hanging around in the frame.
However, the guy does have some stellar life advice of his own when it comes to doing the dirty:
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Let's just hope that, for his sake, Maison's mother never decides to get herself a Twitter account. Otherwise, she might end up knowing a lot more about her son than she bargained for.
