If you know anything about food, you'll know that carbs are life - and if you're not like Joey on Friends and wouldn't throw yourself over your sandwich instead of your best friend at the sound of a 'gunshot,' then I honestly have little time for you.
One company that recognises the importance of carbs (namely one important carb: bread) is Amazon, which is selling a giant baguette pillow that looks simply outstanding.
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The delicious snack (uh, I mean pillow) comes in four different sizes, leaving you to choose which you'd prefer (the big one, obviously).
Get a 15.8-inch baguette for $11.43, a 23.7-inch one for $15.43 and a 32-inch baguette for $18.43.
But if those simply aren't enough for your appetite, you can always drift off to even more carb-filled dreams than usual with a 40-inch pillow for $23.43.
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On Amazon, the product has very favourable reviews, with multiple customers raving about it and giving it five stars.
"Got one of these pillows for my wife as a gag gift but she absolutely fell in love with it," wrote El Squiv. "Now it’s earned a permanent place on our bed. It’s great quality and photorealistic when it comes to the printed picture on the fabric."
Danielle Singh added: "This pillow is the best!!! Couldn't wait for it to come! I'm on Keto and bread is a no no but this pillow makes me feel all soft and warm just like a fresh loaf of bread! Great price too!! Removable cover seems washable too in case I drool all over it dreaming of baguettes through the night!!"
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Please note that some reviews seemed to think that the pillow wasn't quite as big as the picture and others complained of it taking a few weeks to arrive.
But otherwise, there are few complaints on the bread pillow front! In fact, it may be the best thing since sliced bread.