If you know anything about food, you'll know that carbs are life - and if you're not like Joey on Friends and wouldn't throw yourself over your sandwich instead of your best friend at the sound of a 'gunshot,' then I honestly have little time for you.
One company that recognises the importance of carbs (namely one important carb: bread) is Amazon, which is selling a giant baguette pillow that looks simply outstanding.
The delicious snack (uh, I mean pillow) comes in four different sizes, leaving you to choose which you'd prefer (the big one, obviously).
Get a 15.8-inch baguette for $11.43, a 23.7-inch one for $15.43 and a 32-inch baguette for $18.43.
But if those simply aren't enough for your appetite, you can always drift off to even more carb-filled dreams than usual with a 40-inch pillow for $23.43.
On Amazon, the product has very favourable reviews, with multiple customers raving about it and giving it five stars.
"Got one of these pillows for my wife as a gag gift but she absolutely fell in love with it," wrote El Squiv. "Now it’s earned a permanent place on our bed. It’s great quality and photorealistic when it comes to the printed picture on the fabric."
Danielle Singh added: "This pillow is the best!!! Couldn't wait for it to come! I'm on Keto and bread is a no no but this pillow makes me feel all soft and warm just like a fresh loaf of bread! Great price too!! Removable cover seems washable too in case I drool all over it dreaming of baguettes through the night!!"
Please note that some reviews seemed to think that the pillow wasn't quite as big as the picture and others complained of it taking a few weeks to arrive.
But otherwise, there are few complaints on the bread pillow front! In fact, it may be the best thing since sliced bread.