Relationships1 min(s) read
Published 21:57 05 Jun 2019 GMT
When you're dating someone, and you both have busy schedules, it can be difficult to to find time for dinner, let alone a night of passionate lovemaking. We all have needs, and every spare minute is precious, so it helps to be blunt. Hence the term "d*ck appointment" - aka, when you book a time to have sex with a man.
Twitter user @baby_b0ne texted her boyfriend, "hello, i would like to make a dick appointment. do you have anything available?" He replied, "Why yes, looks like I have every spot open ever for you." On Twitter, a screenshot of the sweet, funny conversation went viral, inspiring a meme.
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In the caption, @baby_b0ne challenged the internet: "text ur significant other asking what dick appointments they have available and reply to this post with their responses." And boy, did the internet deliver. The tweet received more than 53,000 likes, and several hilarious replies. Here are the highlights!
"IM F****ING DEADDDD LMAO"
The patient appears quite thirsty
We all have priorities
"WAIT HAHHHh I’m DEAD AF"
That escalated quickly
Customers beware
Always be professional
"in need for a new man, this is UNACCEPTABLE"
It's hard to beat that last one (pun intended), but feel free to try!
