The online dating world and communicating via messages can be a challenge for the best of us. Sometimes you'll send extremely
embarro messages to the wrong number, other times you might use emojis that end up accidentally offending someone. But a lot of the time,
weirdo chat up lines, unasked for pictures of private parts and outright perverse messages are not welcome, land in your message box anyway.
Come on guys, it's not that hard. Can you just
not be creepy and gross and send nice, interesting questions to start a decent conversation, that doesn't end up with you feeling utterly disgusted with the human population? I mean, there are actual
tips from experts about how to successfully navigate the online dating world.
Anyway, there are ways you can fend off and deflect such messages from creeps, and we've collected the best of the bunch for you to take inspiration from.
1. Two can play that game
2. Generic AND grammatically incorrect... that calls for something drastic
3. Not interested buddy
4. Enough of this small talk
5. Lol... this "cat"
6. Let's talk practicalities
7. A picture speaks a thousand words
8. Well played
9. Not really feeling it tbh
10. Be more specific about next time
11. Scare them with randomness
12. That'll freak him out...
13. Cera-ously?
These are just too good. Keep them saved in your repertoire just in case you're subject to messages of a similar nature in the future.