1. I literally cannot even
2. To be fair, it's very easy to get Niagara falls mixed up with the Leaning Tower of Pisa
3. Damn it, son!
4. Good save, biology textbook
5. Genius, or peak laziness, or both?
6. This is why it's always good to be specific about what you want
7. Every. Damn. Time
8. This builder is one good boy
9. Wait, what?!
9. Pretty much
10. "There's a 96 percent chance of us having some fun tonight"
12. Is it wrong that I kind of want to see that movie?
13. That's not quite right...
14. It's never there when you need it!
15. In this situation, it's always better to just say "same"
16. I think I've found my next Halloween costume
17. "Sure, just, uh... just make yourself at home..."
18. Totally worth all the effort
19. Oh dear...
20. Halloween costumes aren't always easy...
21. "Answer me!"