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Published 14:44 22 May 2018 GMT
Names: they are who YOU are. Your name is you. When you introduce yourself, you say your name, don't you? You don't say: "Hi, I'm the guy with brown hair!" Or: "Hi, I'm the person in a blue shirt." You say: "Hi, I'm [INSERT YOUR NAME]".
So, given the importance of names, it seems pretty mad that there are so many characters whose names we get wrong or just don't know. Frankenstein, for example, was the name of the doctor and not the monster. But who else are we getting muddled up with? Well, it turns out there are quite a few fictional characters who we've been referring to by the wrong name. Check them out below.
1. Comic Book Guy
This character has been hanging around in Springfield for 14 years yet no one knows his name. Comic Book Guy owns Android's Dungeon and his real name is Jeff Albertson. While his name may be slightly underwhelming to some, Matt Groening had initially suggested that he be called Louis Lane.
2. Sonic
Everyone's favorite ring-collecting hedgehog has been living a lie. Since time begun, Sonic has been called, well... Sonic. However, it turns out that his birth name was Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog. Ogilvie and Maurice were the names of his two grandfathers and Sonic legally changed his name to Sonic when he grew up. Also, Tails' real name is Miles Power. Geddit? Yeah, comic books are dumb.
3. Barbie and Ken
Everyone's favorite dolls actually have surnames! Barbie and Ken are named after the children of their creator, Ruth Handler. The dynamic duo are actually called Barbara Millicent Roberts and Kenneth Carson.
4. The Twitter Bird
This little guy is actually called Larry, as in Larry Bird. He's also got a fellow companion when things go wrong: the Fail Whale.
5. The Michelin Man
While this rolly man is now associated with reliable tyres, it wasn't meant to be this way. The Michelin Man is actually called Bibendum, derived from the Latin phrase "Nunc est Bibendum", meaning "drink up". He was meant to be a brewery mascot, but, y'know, life takes over and he ended up flogging tyres. Poor Bibendum.
6. The Pringle Guy
This guy has been delivering potato-y goodness to our mouths since 1967. However, while he may have some of the tastiest chips around, none of us actually know the name of this moustached maestro... until now. Yes, you have Mr Julius Pringles to thank for those tubed tasties.
7. Mr Quaker Oats
Mr Quaker has been responsible for providing hearty breakfasts since 1877, but what is his name? It's believed that he was thought to be a depiction of philosopher William Penn, however, most people in the company just know him as Larry.
8. Yoda
Is there anyone in the world more annoying than Yoda? He has a six-pack on his forehead and takes about 10 hours to actually say anything of substance. Not only this, but according to George Lucas, Yoda was meant to be called Master Minch Yoda. However, the Minch part was dropped and used for another member of Yoda's species, Yaddle Minch. So, Yoda's full name remains a mystery... until now. He is actually called CHAD.
I'm joking, of course.
9. The Fat Controller
AKA The Most Terrifying Man On The Planet. The Fat Controller was an image of nightmares for many young people growing up, with him being known as the man who bullied Thomas and his merry band of trains. Initially known as The Fat Director before being promoted, the Fat Controller is actually called Sir Topham Hatt. Much less terrifying.
So there you have it, you think you know everything but you don't. Next time someone asks you if you want to play Sonic, simply say: "No, I don't want to play Sonic. I want to play Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog, thanks."
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Published 10:02 30 Nov 2017 GMT
1. Where it all started
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/HonestToddler/status/933342926867980288]]2. I have some questions...
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/mominiquematti/status/933345748208574464]]3. Keeping it old school
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/jrpwrrngr01/status/933349615176507392]]4. Definitely TMI
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/jordancardillo/status/933347149114462209]]5. Born with a job
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/francesthoughts/status/933354621468372992]]6. An honest answer
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/lovemusicmommy/status/933351312179294208]]7. There's a story behind this one...
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/clumsyjeweler/status/933346940036710401]]8. TMT for short
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/Big_Neffy/status/933348416943468544]]9. You can see where this one is going
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/Liger_Kitten/status/933419776860479488]]10. Romantic occasions
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/TimothyJ44/status/933359405591961600]]11. Finally, some alone time
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/nolsen311/status/933440241980948480]]12. A new baby boom
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/CodeName_Petty/status/933345069234556928]] I've got to say, if I had children this would definitely be an in-joke with my partner. Though we would definitely keep it to ourselves, as hearing those names would absolutely not be something a child wants to hear from their parents...uncategorised3 min(s) read
Published 12:44 05 Feb 2018 GMT
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Published 11:44 19 Sep 2017 GMT
1. This kid better have siblings called 'Retweet' and 'Blue Tick'
2. Burn, baby, burn
3. You're called what?
4. Best friends with Robin Banks, of course
5. Good luck buddy
6. Born on May the 4th
7. Judge of what, exactly?
8. Must be cool to have your own theme tune though
9. Was he an immaculate conception?
10. He should probably leave
11. Would've been better if his first name started with 'T'
12. Nominative determinism has taught me I should avoid Wendy
13. Ok, this guy one-ups the other Batman
14. He's got a cousin called Jack Daniels
15. I wasn't kidding
16. Otherwise known as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
17. He was literally born for this job
18. Her parents knew what they were doing
19. Nobody will ever believe this guy if he tries to book a restaurant table
20. There's more than one of him!
Some of these are definitely worse than others, but I'll take my boring name over all of them. If you're ever tasked with the duty of naming a child, try and remember these horrific examples of what not to do, or prepare to suffer the consequences of having a kid named Voldemort.uncategorised2 min(s) read
Published 14:55 19 Dec 2017 GMT
1. Bjork
Contrary to popular belief, "Bjork" is not pronounced "Bee-YORK", it's " Bee-YERK" [[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/BKA0YAvg7wz/?hl=en&taken-by=bjork]]2. J.K Rowling
The first syllable of the renowned Harry Potter author doesn't rhyme with "pow" or brow", it actually rhymes with "Poe" or "Jo".
[[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/BGbeUKMPii2/?hl=en&taken-by=officialjkrowling]]3. Dr. Seuss
"Seuss" isn't intended to rhyme with "loose" or "juice", but it does rhyme with "Joyce". Huh.
[[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/zvw0KLSc5S/?taken-by=drseussatsarahbain]]4. Matt Groening
As he created The Simpsons and Futurama, you may have expected his name to rhyme with "D'oh!", but really, it's pronounced more like "graining".
[[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/6rLbN6EpcJ/?taken-by=matt.groening]]5. Steve Buscemi
Though the majority of us pronounce Buscemi as "boo-shemm-me", the man himself says "boo-semm-mee".
[[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/BNlTisXh8Lp/?taken-by=stevebuscemilove]]6. Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf really wants people to stop pronouncing his surname like "Luh-booof", it's actually "Luh-buff".
[[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/BcGiiwDhMj-/?hl=en&taken-by=shialabeoufdaily]]7. Maya Angelou
Angelou is pronounced like "ann-jell-oh", not "ann-jell-ooo".
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