Since the birth of her baby girl Stormi, Kylie Jenner has been busy making her long-awaited return to the world of social media. The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star may have gone incognito throughout her pregnancy, for which she apologised, but she is back with a bang.

The world went into mourning in September last year as Kylie disappeared from her Instagram and Snapchat. While nothing was confirmed at the time, the rumours began to circulate that the 20-year-old was pregnant. Despite Kim and Khloe going on to confirm that they were also expecting, Kylie and her baby daddy, Travis Scott, kept their lips sealed about the whole thing.

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Then, on February 4, Jenner returned. Announcing her baby through an 11-minute video uploaded onto her YouTube channel, the make-up mogul also posted a statement in which she apologised for keeping fans in the dark and expressed that she had wanted to keep the pregnancy private.

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"I'm sorry for keeping you in the dark through all the assumptions. I understand you're used to me bringing you along on all my journeys. my pregnancy was one I chose not to do in front of the world. I knew for myself i needed to prepare for this role of a lifetime in the most positive, stress-free, and healthy way i knew how. there was no gotcha moment, no big paid reveal i had planned. I knew my baby would feel every stress and every emotion so I chose to do it this way for my little life and our happiness.

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"pregnancy has been the most beautiful, empowering, and life changing experience I've had in my entire life and I'm actually going to miss it. I appreciate my friends and especially my family for helping me make this special moment as private as we could. my beautiful and healthy baby girl arrived February 1st and i just couldn't wait to share this blessing. I've never felt love and happiness like this i could burst! Thank you for understanding."

While fans are yet to see what Stormi looks like, there have been photos of her hands and videos of her feet. However, since the baby has arrived, Kylie's relationship with Scott has been thrown into the spotlight. There were rumours that Kylie has been struggling to cope with being a young mother and that she and Scott, who various reports claim isn't helping out much at home, are on the rocks.

However, if the latest gift from Scott to Jenner is anything to go by, it seems like that was all hearsay. Taking to her Instagram Story yesterday, Kylie revealed that her rapper beau had bought her a brand new, and ultra-rare, Ferrari LaFerrari to celebrate the birth of their daughter.

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The car, which contains a whopping 950-horsepower engine, costs an eye-watering $1.4 million to pre-approved customers. Obviously delighted with her 'push present,' Kylie made sure to spread her joy when she posted the video.

While the Ferrari is undoubtedly a luxurious and incredible present, there isn't any room for a car seat... So, better luck next time, Travis.

Well folks, supply and demand rules what you see. After a bajillion of you clicked on every little sentence of information pertaining to Kylie Jenner's pregnancy, every new media publication on the internet has saturated the bandwidth of online with thousands upon thousands of hours of content related to the most mundane and trivial nonsense. I'm not saying you have to be super involved in politics, or be one of those people who say 'Wow I can't believe you're not focusing on X, Y or Z' right now, but damn, there's a lot out there that isn't Kylie Jenner. Reading the equivalent of empty calories means that you'll think in empty calories too. Kim Kardashian herself is sick of it. So, here's another Kardashian article, this time criticizing the news cycle for trying to profit off of Kardashian news. The snake swallows its own tail, right? [[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/BZd3QFRFf0L/?hl=en]] People.com ran a story insinuating that Kim Kardashian was jealous of Kylie's pregnancy. A "source close to Kim Kardashian" allegedly said: "Her first reaction was, ‘Seriously?’ She didn’t respond well at first. It’s like she and Kanye had gone on this whole journey to get pregnant for months, and now this happens to Kylie. She teared up. It definitely took a lot of time for her to process it. "Of course Kim is happy for Kylie. She’s going to support Kylie 100 percent, no matter what. There’s never been any question about that. But it’s just a weird dynamic, after all that Kim did to intentionally have another child. It has taken a lot of time, energy and money for her to get pregnant, and now Kylie is having a baby around the same time." So, a lot of outlets ran with this story, and Kim Kardashian herself called it out on Twitter: [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/912720144098459649]] She followed it up with this: [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/912720590028513280]] She also said that fake quotes from Caitlyn Jenner were being used to write up fake stories to suck clicks off of Kylie Jenner's pregnancy like a vampiric parasite-worm: [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/912723087291908096]] So, guys, this is all capitalism's fault. Like, really. Right now, everyone in media understands that high-quality low-click content is eh for their site, but the slightest fraction of information about celebrity gossip is worth thousands of page views. So guess what happens? Any rumor, or even a fabricated story, can be invented about the Kardashians or people at their level of fame to get site traffic. It's hard to tell who to blame: the websites who put out infinite junk data, or those who click on them. It takes two to tango, after all, and Kim Kardashian has now called out this cycle as well, a cycle she has been a part of for years. It seems that this is what we are destined to be - worms burrowing through an apple, and occasionally poking out our heads to declare that we are indeed inside an apple, before receding back inside and never leaving home. A fish in water doesn't know what water is. A person caught up in these 'news' cycles doesn't even know what this information is doing to their brains. It's the age of mass attention, so the Cash Me Outside girl, Donald Trump, and Kylie Jenner reign supreme. These are the idols we have all made. "Man is something to be overcome," wrote Friedrich Nietzsche. "What have you done to overcome him?"

It's safe to say that everyone has been Keeping Up with the new arrivals in the Kardashian-Jenner klan of late. Back in 2017, the internet was constantly on the brink of "breaking" when not one, not two, but three Kardashians were reportedly pregnant. Kim was the first to confirm that she was expecting via surrogate, but Kylie and Khloé decided to keep people on the edge of their seats for a bit longer. In fact, beauty mogul Kylie Jenner only broke the news that she was pregnant after she'd already given birth. The 20-year-old took to Instagram on the 4th February to announce the birth of Stormi Webster, and apologised for her radio-silence for the past six months, writing "I’m sorry for keeping you in the dark through all the assumptions". "Pregnancy has been the most beautiful, empowering, and life changing experience I’ve had in my entire life and I’m actually going to miss it. I appreciate my friends and especially my family for helping me make this special moment as private as we could." But in wake of the media frenzy that has surrounded the Kardashians' procreating spree, few have had the chance to pause and congratulate Kris Jenner on becoming a grandmother nine times over. However, it's apparent that she's definitely taking celebrating seriously, as evidenced by her Valentine's Day bash. To celebrate the day of love, Kris decided to throw a little party on Wednesday evening. And, as could be expected, it had all the usual Kardashian accoutrements, including a four-course meal and chocolate place settings. Among the guests were Kim, Kanye, Rob, Khloé, Tristan Thompson and Corey Gamble. [[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/BfNjisjBT4e/?hl=en&taken-by=kimksnapchats]] "How cute is my mom! She took my chocolate huge hearts that I gave from my perfume, and broke them and made place cards for the table for our Valentine’s Day dinner," KKW Beauty entrepreneur, Kim, said in a video shared on her Instagram story. "My mom is so resourceful." [[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/BfNi4ocBepc/?hl=en&taken-by=kimksnapchats]] However, judging by Kim and Khloé's Instagram stories, Kris seemed to have skipped the chocolates and gone straight for the champagne. After dinner, the 62-year-old decided to have a go at karaoke, reprising some classics by Britney Spears and MC Hammer, but it quickly became apparent that she'd had one glass too many. After singing Build Me Up Buttercup by The Foundations and having a stab at the Spice Girls, mama Kris took a well-deserved rest. But even Khloé couldn't decide if Kris had fallen asleep while sitting up. But thankfully she woke up to give us a now-infamous rendition of Britney Spears' Baby One More Time. The people of the internet were all living for drunk Kris. One Twitter user wrote, "I'm screaming at Kris Jenner on Khloé's Insta story haha", while another added, "Drunk @KrisJenner is my favourite Kris Jenner". [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/madelinerose_/status/964028478667440128]] I mean, I think we can all agree that "I love you, Khloé... I'm not sure why I love you" is our new favourite Kardashian quote, period.

Since managing to keep her entire pregnancy a secret – an impressive feat to be sure – Kylie Jenner has been fairly liberal with sharing updates about her personal life. Of course, this only seems natural from someone who grew up in front a camera being filmed for a reality TV show that chronicles her entire family's life.

Since having baby Stormi in February with boyfriend Travis Scott, Kylie has been willing to keep fans in the loop throughout her new journey of motherhood. While she's still reluctant to share too many face pics of her daughter, the 21-year-old has kept us updated with snaps of her designer baby accessories, peeks inside Stormi's shoe closet (she can't even walk yet?!) and intimate family portraits.

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Yet still, rumours have been circulating that she and Travis don't live together, suggesting that he's more involved in his rap career than helping out with Stormi. But Kylie has finally cleared things up in a new interview with Vogue Australia, where her sister Kendall asked all the questions.

After chatting about their childhood together, the origins of Kylie Cosmetics and how Stormi has changed her life, Kendall asked her sister "Is there anything else you want to talk about?” to wrap up the interview.

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To that, Kylie responded by bringing up something that seemed to have been irking her: the rumours that she and Travis don't live together.

“I’m actually scrolling through Instagram right now, and it says that me and Travis don’t live together, and so I just want to say that we never miss a night with each other, we go back and forth from my Calabasas house and the city home that we actually got together," she said. "So just if you wanted to add that in.”

Roger that, Kylie.

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And to those who think Travis is largely absent from watching Stormi grow, Kylie also had something to say. "What’s the best part about watching Travis become a father?” Kendall asked.

"We both experienced this for the first time, so I love learning together and just watching him with her," Kylie responded. "He’s so good with her and she’s really obsessed with him.”

Just yesterday, Kylie posted an Instagram pic promoting Travis' new album, suggesting she and Stomri were joining him on tour with the caption: "me and storm ready for tour".

I guess she really means it when she says they never miss a night together!

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Kylie also talked about how having Stormi hasn't changed her lifestyle so much as it has altered her broader outlook to things:

"I don’t think my life has changed since becoming a mum: I think the way I look at life has changed since becoming a mum. I think more of the future. I used to live each day as it came, and now I look at the future more. I actually feel like I love myself more after I had Stormi. And I’m trying to be … I mean, I’m already a positive person, but just having fun, being positive.”

Kendall responded with: “Yeah, I can feel that. I feel you’re a lot nicer to me, now that you have a kid.”

Looks like it's a win-win for everyone!

And so, once more, we delve into the complicated world of the Kardashians.

Is Kris Jenner an evil genius plotting world domination? Is Kim Kardashian actually a bit of a legend? Is Kylie walking her baby Stormi in a stroller and outfit clad almost entirely in Gucci actually quite great? I don't know anymore, I just don't know.

Alternative line of questioning: have the Kardashians won me round? Am I - whisper it - actually a fan now?

Let us examine the facts. Gather ye, gather ye.

Exhibit A:

I - gulp - well, I follow quite a few of them on Instagram. So, there's that.

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Exhibit B:

I know a quite startling amount of trivia on them. Like, I'm an expert. Without meaning to become one, without quite realising it was even happening. But here we are. Here we piggin' well are.

Exhibit C:

I've been known to - quite vociferously - defend them with a fervour I normally reserve for talking about my beloved Arsenal Football Club.

All things considered, and purely on a cosmetic level (haha), it would appear, in fact, that I do quite like the Kardashian/Jenner family. Does this mean I'm going to start watching Keeping up with the Kardashians? Absolutely not. Does it mean that I know what someone means when they use the abbreviation KUWTK? Yes, it absolutely does.

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Anyway, enough introspection; it's time to get serious.

As you all know, Kylie Jenner has a baby. The baby's name is Stormi. Why do you know this? Because literally everyone in the world knows this. 

But, for a long time, we were all guessing, were we not? Like a fumbling mystic trying to predict Armageddotn, we allocated long minutes of speculation on which of the Kardashian/Jenner sisters was pregnant in something that resembled a bizarre game of Guess Who? that spiralled wildly out of all control.

Kylie Jenner, as we all found out later, had made a conscious decision not to publicise her pregnancy, choosing instead to take some time for herself in which she could truly enjoy and grow while she carried baby Stormi.

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This didn't stop the wild speculation, though, in fact, it probably just ended up stoking the fire even more. (CUT to an extreme close up of Kris Jenner smiling a slow evil smile and raising her knowing eyebrows to the camera).

Well, as it turns out, there was a moment that almost gave the entire game away, and the family was apparently freaking out over it all. It was all down to a TMZ photograph that appeared to show a pregnant Kylie Jenner, except that due to the angle of the picture, her baby bump wasn't fully visible. Conclusive proof? I think not.

That didn't stop Kim from going into meltdown though, as she recalls;

"I literally woke up at six in the morning and I saw it and called her and Travis. They were like, "What's wrong?! What's wrong?" And I'm like: "There's pictures of you on TMZ!" He must think we're freaks."

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Khloe revealed her relief at the angle the photographer was able to get:

"It's the angle. They got her from face on. But if they'd got a side shot, it would've been over for her." Kim agreed, saying: "It would've been over. Over."

Kim also had some praise for Kylie's friends' silence over the whole debacle;

"Your friends deserve awards. Now you know you have some real ones. That wouldn't have happened in my day."

All's well that ends well, eh Kylie?