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JD Vance says Donald Trump once aimed a brutal dig at the size of another politician's penis

Vice President JD Vance has made yet another bizarre claim about President Donald Trump, and this time it’s a seriously personal one.

Not against the POTUS himself, but Vance alleges he mocked the size of another politician’s manhood while in the White House.

Donald Trump and JD Vance love a laugh - sometimes at other people’s expense

Donald Trump is no stranger to an outlandish comment - just look at his comments towards a female reporter recently - and his right-hand man Vance has even poked fun at himself in recent times.

However, on this occasion the joke was all on someone else - another politician who apparently - according to Trump - might have a small penis.

JD Vance told the story live on stage at a Christmas party in honor of Sylvester Stallone, and recounted the strange anecdote which allegedly took place in the Oval Office.

It all comes down to that old trope once again - big feet vs big… you’ve guessed it.

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Credit: Pool/Getty

Vance refused to name the politician - can you work it out?

It seems as if President Trump is pretty obsessed with shoe size - and probably penis size as well, if we’re honest - but he raised one particular concern during an off-the-cuff chat in his office at the White House.

Vance recalled: “People often ask me what it's like to be the Vice President of the United States.

“And a lot of that is exactly what you’d expect it to look like…but sometimes you get these behind-the-scenes moments that I will never, ever forget for the rest of my life.”

It seems as if JD, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, and a third anonymous politician were sitting in the office one day discussing ‘really important’ matters when Trump decided to change the subject.

“There’s something much more important,” Vance quoted him as saying.

“Shoes.”

Trump then allegedly accused the men of having ’s***ty shoes’ and said he would buy them all four pairs each.

That led to him asking about shoe size.

Vance explained: “He says, ‘Marco, what’s your shoe size?’ And Marco’s apparently an 11 and a half.

“He says, ‘JD, what’s your shoe size?’ My shoe size is 13,

“Then [Trump] asked this politician, who I won’t embarrass, what his shoe size is, and he says: ‘Seven’”.

Vance paused for effect, before adding: “The President, he kind of leans back in his chair and says, ‘You know you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size.’”

Then, turning to his own wife Usha - who has herself been the subject of some controversy recently - he said: “We won’t ask the Second Lady for comment on that particular topic.”

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Credit: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

Trump has been hit with similar jokes in the past

This sort of joke is something that has been levelled at Trump before - just ask the creators of South Park, and the man in the room with him on this occasion.

During his campaigning days, Trump was accused Rubio of having a smaller manhood than him, before the pair later went on to work together in government.

At the time, Rubio said: “He’s always calling me Little Marco.

“And I’ll admit he’s taller than me. He’s like 6’2, which is why I don’t understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5’2,

“And you know what they say about men with small hands? You can’t trust them.”

Trump responded: “He referred to my hands – 'If they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee.”

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