Bizarre, hilarious, and outlandish stories from around the globe.
Bizarre, hilarious, and outlandish stories from around the globe.
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I don't know about you, but I think that without McDonald's, the world would be a much sadder, darker and scarier place. Since the first day I was able to chew solid food to the present day, so many of my best memories have been enjoyed while tucking into a…
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Most people would agree that an orgasm is one of the best feelings in the world. A life without the Big O would seem like a pretty shabby one. But how much would someone have to pay you to never experience another? Would nearly $2 million be enough money? Personally,…
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This is not a question and it certainly isn't an overstatement: there is nothing better than a World Cup. While plenty of people will argue against this, they are all wrong. The World Cup is an all-encompassing, international competition. It brings people together, it gives us seconds of pure, unadulterated…
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It's a fact that people will do anything to be more healthy. Seriously, all it takes is the fear of gaining a few extra pounds, or some scaremongering headline about rising rates of heart disease and diabetes, for typically-sensible, rational people to throw caution to the wind and endure a…
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Traditionally, height is seen as an advantage. Our world worships long-legged models who strut the catwalk, seeing the world from heights of six feet, and studies have shown that tall people earn more due to their superior intelligence and social skills. If you want to be extra picky about it, even…
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Have you ever heard of the expression "It's raining cats and dogs?" I always thought that it was a bit weird. Why would anyone equate a heavy rainfall with house pets falling out of the sky? It always baffled me. But then I found out that rains of animals are…
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If you were a dictator for one month, what would you do? Maybe you're a nice person and you would wipe debts, provide free food for your people and turn your country into a safe haven for all. Or, like the majority of people, you're a sadistic narcissist who would let…
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It's a question that might come up late at night, either as an adult when you've had too many, or as a child on a sleepover. What exactly would human flesh taste like? No one really wants to find out, because it's just a horrific idea, and well, it usually…
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Ivanka Trump has had some awkward moments on Twitter recently. During President Trump's historic summit with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un, she tweeted, "Those who say it can not be done, should not interrupt those doing it. -Chinese Proverb." But according to experts, this was not a Chinese proverb. Previously…
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If you've ever been to a music festival, you know things can get pretty crazy. Everybody drives out to the middle of nowhere, sets up a tent, and watches concerts for multiple days. That's a lot of time to get drunk, and maybe do other drugs too. Whether it's a…
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If you offered everyone on the planet the opportunity to change one aspect of themselves, I'd be willing to bet that a near 100 per cent of them would take it up. Many people, I imagine, would want to alter their height, others their weight, and some their facial features.…
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Hey everyone, did you hear? IHOP recently decided to change their name to "IHOb" (which we later found out meant "International House of Burgers"), and people were extremely unhappy at the new name, this writer included. With seemingly every fast food joint under the sun nailing their colours boldly to…
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When we picture a person responsible for some heinous crime - be it real or fictional - we probably imagine someone ice-cold and sinister: a loner, an aggressor, somebody who exudes a palpable sort of evil from every aspect of their demeanor. Think Christian Bale in American Psycho, for instance,…
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This week, a historic event took place. No, it wasn't IHOP officially becoming IHOb (the reason why that's happening is driving us all mad), but it was the groundbreaking moment that two world leaders met and shook hands. Hopefully the first step towards peace between the two nations, Donald Trump and…
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You can tell a lot about someone's personality by the way they treat the less fortunate. It's easy for us to be nice and polite to our peers and betters; a bully will target someone who is down on their luck. Someone weak, someone powerless; the less recourse they possess,…
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I've always wanted to invent something, and I have multiple ideas of what I would create if I had the money/materials/could be bothered. However, I do have one idea that has eclipsed all my others: The Barbecuzzi©™®. Hear me out on this one, yeah? The Barbecuzzi©™® is a hybrid between…
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Last week the International House Of Pancakes announced they were changing their name from IHOP to IHOb. But they never said what the 'b' would stand for, sending the Internet into a frenzy. Does the b stand for breakfast? Broccoli? Bugs? The possibilities were endless. Today the restaurant chain announced…
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It's an unspoken truth that sometimes, people just vanish. They disappear so utterly that it almost feels like alien abduction. They leave only a few meagre possessions behind; clothes that stay on hangers, a bed that will never be slept in, and the same few photographs resting on shelves which…
