You might think that cats have something of an easy ride, comparatively speaking.
Free as they are from the shackles of crippling debt, existential fears and the heavy burden of responsibility that their human counterparts must reluctantly shoulder, cats essentially slink about the place, languid and impervious to the trials and tribulations of their owners.
In fact, to cast us humans as the owners in the cat/person relationship is somewhat laughable; cats come and go as they please, apparently perfectly capable of fending for themselves, without so much as a backward glance, or a thank you.
Luhu, though, is a cat that proves it isn't all chasing mice and using humans as cushions. Hailing from Beijing, where she lives with her owner Maggie Liu, Luhu has something of a melancholic visage. Her despondent countenance has struck a chord with enamoured Instagram users, meaning that, somewhat inevitably, Luhu now boasts more than 100,000 followers on the image sharing app. Here are some of her best shots.
1. A portrait of sadness
2. "I'm ready for my close up"
3. "Raining again"
4. When someone asks me to smile for a picture
5. "What do you want?"
6. *Watches The Notebook once*
7. When it's Sunday and you remember that tomorrow is Monday
8. Family portrait
9. When your owner keeps trying to wash you
10. So... Tired...
11. "Not the bag! Not again!"
12. Who put that there?
13. Alone again
14. So incredibly hungry
15. Puss-in-boots reincarnated
Is Luhu the most forlorn cat in the world? Quite possibly, but she also has an awful lot of admirers.
You might think that cats have something of an easy ride, comparatively speaking.
Free as they are from the shackles of crippling debt, existential fears and the heavy burden of responsibility that their human counterparts must reluctantly shoulder, cats essentially slink about the place, languid and impervious to the trials and tribulations of their owners.
In fact, to cast us humans as the owners in the cat/person relationship is somewhat laughable; cats come and go as they please, apparently perfectly capable of fending for themselves, without so much as a backward glance, or a thank you.
Luhu, though, is a cat that proves it isn't all chasing mice and using humans as cushions. Hailing from Beijing, where she lives with her owner Maggie Liu, Luhu has something of a melancholic visage. Her despondent countenance has struck a chord with enamoured Instagram users, meaning that, somewhat inevitably, Luhu now boasts more than 100,000 followers on the image sharing app. Here are some of her best shots.
1. A portrait of sadness
2. "I'm ready for my close up"
3. "Raining again"
4. When someone asks me to smile for a picture
5. "What do you want?"
6. *Watches The Notebook once*
7. When it's Sunday and you remember that tomorrow is Monday
8. Family portrait
9. When your owner keeps trying to wash you
10. So... Tired...
11. "Not the bag! Not again!"
12. Who put that there?
13. Alone again
14. So incredibly hungry
15. Puss-in-boots reincarnated
Is Luhu the most forlorn cat in the world? Quite possibly, but she also has an awful lot of admirers.
It's fair to say that, over the last couple of months, many of our previous hobbies and interests have had to take a backseat as we all adjust to the challenges and changes that the coronavirus pandemic has presented us with.
Though some countries in Europe - and several states in America - have begun the process of opening back up, still many leisure industries are forced to stay closed in adherence with social distancing rules.
As such, we're all having to get a bit more creative as to the ways in which we keep ourselves occupied and entertained.
And so, in the spirit of such things, here's a Twitter conundrum that has absolutely stumped the internet. Kate Hinds, a newsroom planning editor at a US radio station tweeted out a picture of her beautiful bookshelf along with the caption "Today in find the cat".
Some were dumbfounded that there was, in fact, a cat in the picture at all. One user tweeted "There's an actual cat in this pic?? Or a figurine or something?"
Oh, and in case you're still totally stumped by the picture - as I was for a quite astonishing amount of time - Hinds tweeted a picture showing where her cat was ingeniously hidden. Check it out:
Now that's one resourceful cat. Hinds told CNET that her cat's name is Norah, and that that they adopted her from a local rescue shelter 10 years ago. The spot in which she's hiding in the now-viral tweet is one of her favorite summer hiding places, Hinds added.
Fashion. What comes to mind when you hear that word? Whatever it is, you're right. Fashion is subjective. Although sometimes there are trends, those waves of collective thought were people think, "Oh yeah, that looks good." We love fashion trends; some years, the color schemes are absolute perfection. Other trends, we'd rather like to forget ever happened. Everyone knows ASOS. They're a pretty on-trend fashion brand, but here are 30 trends that are a bit much...
[post_page_title]#1 Furry Heels[/post_page_title]
Granted, not the worst, but definitely not something I would be caught dead in. I mean, imagine getting hit by a bus in these and the arriving paramedics at the scene have to see you in shoes that make you look like you skinned a poodle?
[post_page_title]#2 I'd Like to Keep it On Please[/post_page_title]
Any Drag Race fans out there? Show of hands. Yep, I'm pretty proud of that caption, if I do say so myself. However, what I wouldn't be proud of is wearing this mask. The only reason you should be wearing this ugly thing is if you've forgotten the words to Ariana's "Greedy"...even if it is mostly a chorus of like three words.
Ok, I'm a little torn by this one. It's actually really kind of cute. However, the reason that I put it on the list is that it's so not useful! I'm a writer, so immediately I'm like no, no, no... all my pens will fall out. But not just that. Imagine being a normal girl. Where are the tampons going to go? I'm sorry, but I can't have that kind of negativity in my fashion life.
In solidarity with my big-boobed sisters out there, this is a no. Can you imagine being anything bigger than a double-A cup? You'd get arrested for indecent exposure trying to wear this out of the house. Plus what is up with the buckle?
[post_page_title]#5 What Even Is It?[/post_page_title]
At first, I thought it was chains. Then I thought it was bubble wrap. Then I gave up and just concluded that it was hideous. I mean, seriously. Even the hot model can't make this thing look good. You know that it's a lost cause when even the model can't save the garment.
[post_page_title]#6 All Year Halloween Wear[/post_page_title]
If Halloween is your thing and you want to look like you're wearing a costume all year long, then, by all means, this is for you. But if not, then this outfit is going too far. It just makes you look either like Oogie Boogie - but like hot - or it makes you look like an abandoned baseball in a dog park that you find in the bushes.
I can't even. That's really all I can say about this look. I don't even know what it is. It's just like... a hamburger that you put on your head. Why?! ASOS, you definitely have gone too far with this one. You can't even call it "high fashion" anymore, it's just weird.
[post_page_title]#8 A Felony in the Making[/post_page_title]
You know how your life can change in an instant? That is exactly what would happen if you wore these pants out in public and forgot to add the underpants. You'd definitely end up on a list... particularly if you live anywhere close to a park or school.
[post_page_title]#9 Festive Socks or Stockings?[/post_page_title]
So, what is the purpose of these? Are they socks or stockings? Not that it would make much of a difference, they're still disgusting. I just want to satisfy my own curiosity. They look like something a kid would wear at Christmas time... and even then, I wouldn't let my child run around in these.
Influencers on Instagram love to flaunt their assets. Well, I just found the source of their jeans. This denim belt is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Plus, I would think that ASOS would have figured out by now that the 80s and 90s are over, we've moved past the denim on denim trend. Let it go.
[post_page_title]#11 Male Crop Top[/post_page_title]
With all those hairy dad bods out there, the male crop top is probably a bad idea... unless he's ripped. Oh, wait, you don't like what I'm saying? I should be more respectful of all body types... funny that. That is exactly what I've been saying, only it's women that are getting body shamed. So yeah, if you want to defend your dad bod then embrace women's extra curves, cellulite, and stretch marks. But seriously though, that male crop top has got to go. It's stupid.
[post_page_title]#12 Bake at 350 for 1 Hour[/post_page_title]
This one is a hard pass. If this look is what you're going for, it would be cheaper just to wrap yourself in aluminum foil. But seriously, please don't. You'll only end up looking like a potato that is ready for the oven. And everyone hates a baked potato.
[post_page_title]#13 Denim on Denim[/post_page_title]
Can I get a hell no? Hell no! This atrocious look is all kinds of wrong. It's jeans and a skirt combined. On its own, maybe both could be incorporated into a cute outfit, but together it's just wrong. Why would anyone want to wear these things together? It looks like you ran out of room in your suitcase and had to get creative while going through security at the airport.
[post_page_title]#14 This Rainbow Jacket[/post_page_title]
Does anyone remember "The Rainbow Fish" from when they were a kid? Well, now you can apparently dress up like the titular main character from the children's book. This is great as a pride or Halloween look, but there is little beyond that where it would be appropriate to wear this jacket.
[post_page_title]#15 His and Hers Curtain Editions[/post_page_title]
You know what I've always wanted to look like? My grandma's curtains from 1955. And what's more, I want bae to get in on the fun as well. Yeah, that's exactly what this outfit is screaming. Personally, it just makes me want to scream. Period.
[post_page_title]#16 The Martians Have Landed[/post_page_title]
The little green men from Mars have finally made it to our planet. Oh, wait, no. It's just another terrible outfit, courtesy of ASOS. There is just too much shine going on. On the bright side, it's the perfect outfit to go storming Area 51 in.
[post_page_title]#17 Gentlemen, Start Your Engines[/post_page_title]
Drag Race fans know that Mama Ru loves her colorful suits when out of drag. And Ru definitely knows how to pull off those wild colors and prints. But only Ru can do that. This ASOS creation would look terrible on anyone else. The only person I can see this being acceptable on is RuPaul, but I don't think he'd ever wear this unless it was Klein Epstein and Parker.
When I was like 15, I tried to make cut-off shorts from an old pair of jeans. I immediately regretted it, since I looked like I'd been attacked by a wild animal. Now if only I'd had some hardware on me, I could've fixed them. That is exactly what this looks like: trying to fix some cut-off shorts you didn't mean to make. And it's awful. I give up.
Can I just say that as a feminist, I find this highly offensive. If someone showed up at my door wearing this, I'd make them leave. It's not funny, it's crude. We live in a world where women are constantly being the target of body shaming and harassment, yet we have to contend with this s**t during the holidays too? Nope, get out.
[post_page_title]#20 The Fascinating Fascinator[/post_page_title]
When I think holiday fascinator, I think something cute and sparkly. Instead, this looks like you stuck your five-year-old's holiday felt project on your head and called it macaroni. It's just terrible! Why would anyone want to wear that to Thanksgiving or anywhere really? Holiday season or not, it's just a big no-no.
You know what I really want to wear? Raggedy Ann's clothes, but make it fashion. Yeah, said no one ever. If you want to look like a sad voodoo doll then, by all means, go ahead and wear this, but just know, you're going to look ridiculous. Don't say I didn't warn you.
[post_page_title]#22 You Don't Know Me[/post_page_title]
Can we please stop assuming that all women eat salads and love pink? Just, no. I don't eat "girly" salads, and I don't put my lunches into pink tote bags. I eat my lunch over the sink in my PJs like the savage-work-from-home-writer that I am. Can we please put that on a green tote bag instead?
[post_page_title]#23 You've Got Quite a Tail[/post_page_title]
Remember when women wore hoop skirts for a fashion statement? They were got very cumbersome and often would catch on fire if a woman got too close to a fireplace. That's what these shorts remind me of. They look completely impractical and stupid. Unless it's Halloween don't wear it. Burn it instead.
[post_page_title]#24 The Boob Harness[/post_page_title]
"If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all," we've all been told this as children. And it was a great lesson. For the most part, we hold our tongue before speaking. So listen up, I've got a new life lesson for some of you to learn. If you don't have anything nice to wear, just stay at home naked.
[post_page_title]#25 A Christmas Ornament[/post_page_title]
Christmas ornaments are for decoration. They're not for toting around your lipstick and phone and wallet on a night out. In fact, I doubt any of them could even fit into this tiny little rat purse. Instead of using this for a bag, you'd be better off just hanging it on your Christmas tree. It's such a terribly impractical item to own.
[post_page_title]#26 This Poo Bag[/post_page_title]
No. Just no. I can't say it enough. No. No. No. No. It's a bag that has poop on it! What are we, 12-year-old boys? There's nothing amusing about this bag. I would be so embarrassed to exit my house wearing that thing. There really is no need to even have that bag in existence. It's not cute or funny, it's a terrible idea.
Fur scarves shouldn't be a thing. I mean, poor little bunnies. But this scarf definitely shouldn't be a thing because it's so heinous looking. The colors are awful. The fact that it has got fur is even more awful. And to top it all off, can someone please explain to me why the fur on it is in balls?
Ever wonder what Satan wears down in hell since it's so hot all the time? Well, here you go. These buckled, furry sandals look like something that you'd wear in the seventh circle because they're just that awful. It makes your foot look hooved.
[post_page_title]#30 Half a Jacket[/post_page_title]
All I can picture when I see this is David Attenborough narrating, "And the millennial molting season has begun. Soon, these near-homeless millennials will leave their summer beaches in search of their pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts." I'm a millennial myself, so it's not ageist when I say it. But seriously, this jacket is awful.
Halloween is fast approaching, which means that - if you don't have one already - you really ought to be scouting for a good costume right about now. Maybe hit up your nearest thrift store and see if there's anything you can get crafty with, or, if you're feeling lazy, go online and get yourself a classic devil/witch/Donald Trump costume on next day delivery.
Oh, and while you're at it, you might want to pick up something for your cat.
No, seriously - cat costumes are a thing. And there's plenty to choose from...
1. Bumblebee
Make sure your moggie is the queen bee of the party with this get-up from Meowingtons.
[[imagecaption|| Credit: Meowingtons]]
2. Sushi
Sushi me rollin', they hatin'... make your kitty look like an absolute snack with this gear from Petco.
[[imagecaption|| Credit: Petco]]
3. Bat
Cats are already pretty spooky without costumes, but add a pair of Amazon black bat wings and *boom* instant added creepiness. (Or cuteness.)
[[imagecaption|| Credit: Amazon]]
4. Pizza
Let your cat grab a slice of the action this Halloween with this costume from Amazon.
[[imagecaption|| Credit: Amazon]]
5. King/Queen
Your kitty probably already thinks it rules the house, so why not pop down to Petco and get them an outfit to match their ego?
[[imagecaption|| Credit: Petco]]
6. Dragon
When I was a kid, I wanted a pet dragon. I never got one, but - thanks to Amazon - I can now have the next best thing.
[[imagecaption|| Credit: Amazon]]
7. Lion
Cats love to be the 'mane' event at the party, so why not indulge them with this Amazon accessory?
[[imagecaption|| Credit: Amazon]]
8. Peacock
Cats are notorious enemies of birds, so this costume from Meowingtons is probably legitimately scary for them.
[[imagecaption|| Credit: Meowingtons]]
9. Police Officer
Cop kitty is here to protect and serve (and lick his own butt) - available at Meowingtons.
[[imagecaption|| Credit: Meowingtons]]
10. Magician
Is she a magician? Is she a vampire? Who cares! This Amazon outfit is so cute, it doesn't really need any further details.
[[imagecaption|| Credit: Amazon]]
So, my fellow cat-lovers, go out and get yourself some of these outfits and dress up your little fur babies. Be warned, though, they might need a little convincing to get into the Halloween spirit - and you may end up with some vampirish puncture wounds if you don't tread carefully.
Fashion. What exactly comes to mind when you hear that word? Whatever it is, you're probably right. Fashion is subjective. It's another form of art - except it's art that you wear. It is a way for anyone to express themselves and who they are through their clothes. If you're reading this and thinking, "Yeah ok whatever. I wear all black all the time you can't tell anything about me from that," then think again my friend. Fashion is one of the biggest clues we give others about who we are as people.
Granted, not everyone has the same taste in fashion - hence why it's a form of self-expression. Although sometimes there are fashion trends, those waves of collective thought were people think "oh yeah, that looks good." We love some fashion trends; some years, the color schemes are absolute perfection. Other fashion trends, we'd rather like to forget ever happened... like the 80s. Everyone knows ASOS. They're a pretty on-trend fashion brand. I've ordered like hundreds of stuff from them over the years. But here are 30 trends that are a bit much... like they stopped being fashion and began being ridiculous like 10 minutes ago.
[post_page_title]#1 Furry Heels[/post_page_title]
Granted, not the worst, but definitely not something I would be caught dead in. I mean, imagine getting hit by a bus in these and the arriving paramedics at the scene have to see you in shoes that make you look like you skinned a poodle?
Like I said, wouldn't want to be caught dead in these. The only person these shoes are fit for is Cruella de Vil... and we all know her fashion choices were rather questionable and would have had PETA banging down her door for justice.
[[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#2 I'd Like to Keep it On Please[/post_page_title]
Any Drag Race fans out there? Show of hands. Yep, I'm pretty proud of that caption, if I do say so myself.
However, what I wouldn't be proud of is wearing this mask. The only reason you should be wearing this ugly thing is if you've forgotten the words to Ariana's "Greedy"...even if it is mostly a chorus of like three words.
[[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#3 This Bag[/post_page_title]
Ok, I'm a little torn by this one. It's actually really kind of cute. However, the reason that I put it on the list is that it's so not useful!
I'm a writer, so immediately I'm like no, no, no... all my pens will fall out. But not just that. Imagine being a normal girl. Where are the tampons going to go? I'm sorry, but I can't have that kind of negativity in my fashion life.
[[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#4 Safety Bra[/post_page_title]
In solidarity with my big-boobed sisters out there, this is a no. Can you imagine being anything bigger than a double-A cup? You'd get arrested for indecent exposure trying to wear this out of the house.
I mean, seriously. Even the hot model can't make this thing look good. You know that it's a lost cause when even the model can't save the garment. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#6 All Year Halloween Wear[/post_page_title]
If Halloween is your thing and you want to look like you're wearing a costume all year long, then, by all means, this is for you. But if not, then this outfit is going too far.
It just makes you look either like Oogie Boogie - but like hot - or it makes you look like an abandoned baseball in a dog park that you find in the bushes. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#7 I Can't[/post_page_title]
I can't even. That's really all I can say about this look. I don't even know what it is. It's just like... a hamburger that you put on your head. Why?!
ASOS, you definitely have gone too far with this one. You can't even call it "high fashion" anymore, it's just weird. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#8 A Felony in the Making[/post_page_title]
You know how your life can change in an instant? That is exactly what would happen if you wore these pants out in public and forgot to add the underpants.
I just want to satisfy my own curiosity. They look like something a kid would wear at Christmas time... and even then, I wouldn't let my child run around in these. [[pagebreak]]
This denim belt is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Plus, I would think that ASOS would have figured out by now that the 80s and 90s are over, we've moved past the denim on denim trend. Let it go. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#11 Male Crop Top[/post_page_title]
As an out and proud gay woman, the male form holds no interest to me. However, that is not why I'm condemning this male crop top. I'm just looking out for my straight girlfriends. With all those hairy dad bods out there, the male crop top is probably a bad idea... unless he's ripped.
Oh, wait, you don't like what I'm saying? I should be more respectful of all body types... funny that. That is exactly what I've been saying, only it's women that are getting body shamed. So yeah, if you want to defend your dad bod then embrace women's extra curves, cellulite, and stretch marks. We're beautiful. But seriously though, that male crop top has got to go. It's stupid. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#12 Bake at 350 for 1 Hour[/post_page_title]
This one is a hard pass. If this look is what you're going for, it would be cheaper just to wrap yourself in aluminum foil.
But seriously, please don't. You'll only end up looking like a potato that is ready for the oven. And everyone hates a baked potato. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#13 Denim on Denim[/post_page_title]
Can I get a hell no? Hell no! This atrocious look is all kinds of wrong. It's jeans and a skirt combined. On its own, maybe both could be incorporated into a cute outfit, but together it's just wrong.
Why would anyone want to wear these things together? It looks like you ran out of room in your suitcase and had to get creative while going through security at the airport. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#14 This Rainbow Jacket[/post_page_title]
Does anyone remember "The Rainbow Fish" from when they were a kid? Well, now you can apparently dress up like the titular main character from the children's book.
This is great as a pride or Halloween look, but there is little beyond that where it would be appropriate to wear this jacket. Just, no. Anyone older than 18 will look like an absolute tool walking down the street in this. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#15 His and Hers Curtain Editions[/post_page_title]
You know what I've always wanted to look like? My grandma's curtains from 1955. And what's more, I want bae to get in on the fun as well.
There is just too much shine going on. On the bright side, it's the perfect outfit to go storming Area 51 in. They definitely won't see you coming in this. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#17 Gentlemen, Start Your Engines[/post_page_title]
Drag Race fans know that Mama Ru loves her colorful suits when out of drag. And Ru definitely knows how to pull off those wild colors and prints. But only Ru can do that.
This ASOS creation would look terrible on anyone else. The only person I can see this being acceptable on is RuPaul, but I don't think he'd ever wear this unless it was Klein Epstein and Parker. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#18 I Give Up[/post_page_title]
When I was like 15, I tried to make cut-off shorts from an old pair of jeans. I immediately regretted it, since I looked like I'd been attacked by a wild animal. Now if only I'd had some hardware on me, I could've fixed them.
It's not funny, it's crude. We live in a world where women are constantly being the target of body shaming and harassment, yet we have to contend with this s**t during the holidays too? Nope, get out. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#20 The Fascinating Fascinator[/post_page_title]
When I think holiday fascinator, I think something cute and sparkly. Instead, this looks like you stuck your five-year-old's holiday felt project on your head and called it macaroni.
If you want to look like a sad voodoo doll then, by all means, go ahead and wear this, but just know, you're going to look ridiculous. Don't say I didn't warn you. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#22 You Don't Know Me[/post_page_title]
Can we please stop assuming that all women eat salads and love pink? Just, no. I don't eat "girly" salads, and I don't put my lunches into pink tote bags.
I eat my lunch over the sink in my PJs like the savage-work-from-home-writer that I am. Can we please put that on a green tote bag instead? And today's lunch was homemade pumpkin gnocchi with a sage and brown butter sauce in case anyone was wondering. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#23 You've Got Quite a Tail[/post_page_title]
Remember when women wore hoop skirts for a fashion statement? They were got very cumbersome and often would catch on fire if a woman got too close to a fireplace. That's what these shorts remind me of.
They look completely impractical and stupid. Unless it's Halloween don't wear it. Burn it instead. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#24 The Boob Harness[/post_page_title]
"If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all," we've all been told this as children. And it was a great lesson. For the most part, we hold our tongue before speaking.
So listen up, I've got a new life lesson for some of you to learn. If you don't have anything nice to wear, just stay at home naked. It's better than going out in this free-flashing boob harness. I mean, what is even the point? [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#25 A Christmas Ornament[/post_page_title]
Christmas ornaments are for decoration. They're not for toting around your lipstick and phone and wallet on a night out. In fact, I doubt any of them could even fit into this tiny little rat purse.
Instead of using this for a bag, you'd be better off just hanging it on your Christmas tree. It's such a terribly impractical item to own. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#26 This Poo Bag[/post_page_title]
No. Just no. I can't say it enough. No. No. No. No. It's a bag that has poop on it! What are we, 12-year-old boys? There's nothing amusing about this bag. I would be so embarrassed to exit my house wearing that thing. There really is no need to even have that bag in existence. It's not cute or funny, it's a terrible idea.
Also, can I just say, that if any of my friends got this for me as a gag gift I would question their mental stability. It is so bad. Just no. I'll say it again. No. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#27 This Scarf[/post_page_title]
Fur scarves shouldn't be a thing. I mean, poor little bunnies. But this scarf definitely shouldn't be a thing because it's so heinous looking.
The colors are awful. The fact that it has got fur is even more awful. And to top it all off, can someone please explain to me why the fur on it is in balls? No, seriously, someone please explain to me how that makes the aesthetic better? [[pagebreak]]
And I don't even want to ask with is up with the robe jacket hybrid in terms of what's on it. Is that like a decal of some kind? Is it supposed to be like giant rhinestones? Either way, whatever it is, is not an overall good look. [[pagebreak]]
Ever wonder what Satan wears down in hell since it's so hot all the time? Well, here you go. These buckled, furry sandals look like something that you'd wear in the seventh circle because they're just that awful.
It makes your foot look hooved. And I mean, fur, really? It's like you skinned a gorilla while you were trapped on a desert island. These are an absolute Hell no. [[pagebreak]]
[post_page_title]#30 Half a Jacket[/post_page_title]
All I can picture when I see this is David Attenborough narrating, "And the millennial molting season has begun. Soon, these near-homeless millennials will leave their summer beaches in search of their pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts." I'm a millennial myself, so it's not ageist when I say it.
.jpg_I4Ebof?tr=cr-0.338.2730.3068,f-webp,q-70,w-100)
.jpg_I4Ebof?tr=cr-0.338.2730.3068,f-webp,q-70,w-1024)
