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1. Same
[[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/BPz6WH_h19x/?utm_source=ig_embed]]2. Well this is awkward
[[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/BegpFGOHAO3/?utm_source=ig_embed]]3. Find that silver lining...
[[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/BQgvyG9A0AB/?tagged=singleawarenessday]]4. I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/NikeshKooverjee/status/957838267315081216]]5. Hey, but I also got a few e-newsletters too?
[[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/BByjDfsrGdV/?utm_source=ig_embed]]6. And so the crazy cat lady prophecy begins...
[[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/BQMIbR1l-Hi/?utm_source=ig_embed]]7. Choose your side wisely
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/alcohol_tweets/status/694237095133593601]]8. PREACH
[[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/BBy5lalgVS5/?utm_source=ig_embed]]9. 2018 is all about self-love, people
[[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/Be9QUOInwPU/?utm_source=ig_embed]]10. The cosiest seat in the house
[[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/Be8oi3Qh3Tt/?utm_source=ig_embed]]11. VOM
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/feelstagram_/status/956489217210646531]]12. You're not alone, buddy, you're not alone
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/mcraylyn/status/956746318776451078]]13. Genius!
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/youngoddesss/status/828272864084295680]]14. And if all else fails...
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/BollywoodGandu/status/962548283481653248]] Well, even if you do spend it alone – be your own Valentine and remember to love yourself, and that totally translates as permission to go and raid the discounted heart-shaped boxes of chocolates at the supermarket the next day. And if that doesn't do the trick, then why not dive in and read the horror stories of other people's Valentine's Days gone wrong. Nothing like a bit of schadenfreude to lift your spirits, right?Published 09:47 14 Feb 2019 GMT
It's that time of year again. Couples everywhere are stressing out over booking a table at their favourite restaurant, or rushing to stores to try and find the perfect present even though it hasn't been that long since they blew all their money on their partner's Christmas present.
Then you've got all the single people wondering exactly why they couldn't find someone to the share the day with this year. This day is meant to be good for some people... right?
While it's not an easy task to make Valentine's Day a successful one, there are plenty out there who haven't got a date tonight. One Redditor asked users on the site why exactly they're single for the big day, and some of the responses were hilarious.
1. /u/theguywiththeballoon
"Because my wife works night shift."
2. /u/Jaco2point0
"Gestures at all of me"
3. /u/lagoonTNZ
"Im not. Im with my boi jesus"
4. /u/zerbs47
"It’s my parents fault for making such an ugly child. I got their facial features so don’t blame my singleness on me"
5. /u/freshredditor
"Lol I’m a piece of s**t"
6. /u/TaiDavis
"My masturbating skills are too good."
7. /u/BGgungame
"Valentine's Day is a Catholic celebration so most people in my country don't even give a crap about it. We instead celebrate St. Trifon's Day (also the 14.2) - patron saint of wine making and an excuse to get hammered."
8. /u/cayceealex
"cause b*****s ain’t s**t but hoes and tricks"
9. /u/crllk
"Because i'm also single every other day"
There's no need to mope around on Valentine's if you're single and having a bad time with it - why not hang out with some of your other single friends? And if you're in a relationship, why not wait until the weekend to do something with your significant other and see some mates this evening? Have a Pal-entine's day instead.
1. The Swede that pee'd
2. At least she didn't drag it out
3. The deceit!
4. She's not worth it
5. This is just awful
6. Yeah, she just didn't like you
7. What a dufus
8. Was this in the 1970s?
9. Don't ever call it rumpy-pumpy again
10. We've all been there
11. And they say romance is dead
12. How wide was this boy?
13. Not just Valentine's, this is the worst day ever
So there you have it, while your Valentine's Day might be trash, you can rest easy knowing that you are not alone. Besides, Valentine's is just a device used by capitalists to exploit and manipulate us into spending money, right? At least, that's what I'll carry on telling myself.Published 14:48 28 Jun 2018 GMT
There's nothing worse than being single when all your other friends are already taken, or worse, getting married and having kids, Yes, nobody ever wants to be a third wheel, and it can suck on special occasions like Christmas or Valentine's Day when you don't have a hot date lined up. Add to that the fact that the dating market is so cut-throat right now, and it's more than likely that you'll end up feeling sorry for yourself. Worse is when you older relatives interrogate you every time they see you, demanding to know when you're going to tie the knot and make lots of babies - as if it was as easy as nipping out to the shops for a loaf of bread and a pint of milk.
But if you're a dissatisfied singleton in a land of content couples, then take heart: the internet has got your back. You're not the only poor, lonely fool out there, and there are other people on social media who feel just as bad as you do. Not only that, but they've taken to portraying their hopeless love lives through the medium of these hilarious memes. Scroll down to check out some of our personal favourites.
1. Technically a dinner for two
2. My life would make an awful rom-com
3. Pasties can fill the hole in your life
4. Wine will always be there for you
5. When looks aren't enough
6. At least he has an apple
7. Always a bridesmaid
8. This is what 'never' looks like
9. The fish aren't biting
10. Good riddance to bad rubbish
11. This coffee is my spirit animal
12. Why I hate reunions
13. That's what I call negative
Do you know what's ten times worse than being single? A wedding gone wrong! Recently, a group of Redditors shared their ten worst wedding horror stories, and some of the anecdotes they recounted were absolutely hilarious.
1. The shame
2. Where?
3. Some patience is required
4. We all have our individual ambitions
5. Breaking your own rules
6. The odd one out
7. When the fear sets in
8. Time is a flat circle
9. You still need to be good at fishing
10. Comforting yourself
11. Anyone interested?
12. The worst of both worlds
13. Cross-species envy
14. Life hack
15. Like a moth to a flame
16. Asking the real questions
If you related to any of these, you might not be in the best spot, but at least you have plenty of people to share the feeling with. Until your luck turns around, laughter truly is the best medicine.